re: #161 Kragar

Kosher lube puts oral sex on the menu for Orthodox Jews

So, no bacon flavor?
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On a slightly related note, one of the jobs my Dad had at the fruit processing company where he worked was dealing with complaint letters, probably because he was the executive least likely to tell the writers to go pound sand. One time he got a letter from someone complaining about ‘having to pay extra’ for his applesauce to be declared “Kosher for Passover”, since he wasn’t Jewish.

Dad, being Dad, calculated the cost per jar for passing the Orthodox Union Kosher Certification, and offered to send him a check for the $0.0001.