Bush 2016: 2001-2008 did not happen.

Bush 2016: For smaller government (unless you make a painful family decision that we don’t like, in which case we’ll be all up in your shit making it worse.)

Bush 2016: If you don’t count 9/11 or the anthrax attacks, my brother had a great record on keeping the country safe.

Bush 2016: Because there are still so many countries we haven’t bombed, invaded, and created new generations of terrorists in.

Bush 2016: Some of you still have 401ks and savings that Citigroup would like to plunder.