As I approached the Ultimate Alpha’s bucolic mountaintop fortress, dogs yapped and enormous deadly spiders wrestled with ferocious monkeys.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 6, 2014

A tranquil stream gurgled. Lightning bolts raced through the jungle-encrusted jungle. And the dogs - always the dogs, ferociously yapping.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 6, 2014