re: #99 LudwigVanQuixote

I caution you that Wholesome Overlady Sarah will not like that “android over lady” remark at all. Beware lest she unleash the Dobsonite Hellhounds at you.

But no… you want the Palin Bot… Did you eve stop to think how the Palin Bot kills? Ohhh, you think she just shoots you. No not at all! You are tied to a chair clockwork orange like and made to be PERKY!

You think I haven’t read the passage in Ellison where somebody is tied to a chair and forced to listen to Kahlil Gibran tapes? Farewell, Harlequin!

Silly humans, stick with where your bagel is buttered.

Hah, your tribal customs I turn against you! Twelve bottles of Gold’s Hot Horseradish I just bought, twelve for the price of SIX!! (Shaw’s Card required.) And soon, soon, soon, the matzos will come, they have to sell, half price, I need only wait them out…mmm, matzos…mmm…