Because Christ taught us to love thy neighbor and overthrow the government.

Wait. What?

“Render unto Caesar that which is ?”

“Uh… No separation of church and state”

“Wrong, mouth-breather. The quote is “render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s. So the quote supports the separation of church and state!”

“Yeah? Like who said that, man? Karl Marx?

“Jesus Christ!”

“Hey! Don’t get testy! You could have the decency to answer me instead of cussin’ me out.”

“Does your mother know you are this stupid?”