re: #94 jaunte

Senator Ted Cruz Doesn’t Know How To Set Up a Chess Board

Besides which, this is one of the stupid-ugliest chess sets I’ve ever seen.

Cruz seems ever more Romneybot like the more I learn about him. He’s probably really book-smart, like Mittens is money-smart, but in terms of day-to-day living with us mere mortals, he’s got a few clubs missing from his bag.

Not only that, he’s a poser. Habitual chess players know where the queen goes by muscle memory. He’s just showing off his expensive (and poor) taste in chess sets, and trying to show people how smart he is. And missing the mark, like with Green Eggs and Ham.