This may possibly be the stupidest thing you see all day…

Petition Urges Obama To Let Border-Jumper Stay in White House http://t.co/4oFXVZ7KaR

— The Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) September 20, 2014

Yes, there is an actual whitehouse.gov petition for this now, not just idiots sending snarky derp tweets saying it:
petitions.whitehouse.gov