What the Heck? I have a 1000 channels and 1 live baseball game available tonight…
OK Hoopster choice between Seattle or have your privates hooked up to a car battery…
mmmm
Choose now!
mmmmm…I’m thinking about it..
ZAP!
For gawds sake! Does anybody have some KY lube here?
Choose Hoopster!
ZAP!
So you are saying KY is out of the question?
ZAP!
OK I’ll scan a thousand channels again
Dang straight Hoopster..
ZAP!
Ouch!