re: #180 marjoriemoon

They dragged a body up there?

Actually it’s quite pretty, but I like spiders so you can’t go by me. They eat things that are a bigger nuisance.

I’m not actually an arachnophobe. They do eat the bugs, which is nice. My policy is that spiders get to live unless they are particularly big and ugly, but touching me is usually a death sentence as well. I’m a live and let live kind of guy, just don’t fucking touch me.

But if I was walking through the woods and came up on that tree, I’d be pretty freaked out.