Dear GOP/Tea Party,

As the driving force of anti-science nonsense in this country, you are not allowed to invoke “science” to support your claims. Increase funding for the sciences first, maybe get a B.S. in something other than BS, and then you can claim to interpret scientific research.

Signed,
Someone who loves science

P.S. The plural of ‘anecdote’ is not ‘data’.
P.P.S. xkcd.com