WH schedule for today:

…will have lunch with Vice President Mike Pence. The President will then participate in a greeting with victims of Obamacare.

Will Mike be able to take his lips off the yam’s ass long enough to swallow food?

WTF is a “greeting?” And where did they find these woeful “victims?”

Then he’s going to deliver a statement on healthcare. (That will, I’m sure, be enlightening. Perhaps he’ll explain his $12 a year insurance that kicks in when you’re 70 plan.)

Then he’s off to WV to yap at the Scout Jamboree.

Obviously, he’ll have plenty of time to keep up on Fox reports.