Lets see, what offences did I commit during the 70s- Early 80s. (fashion wise)

Tight fitting patterned nylon shirts— CHECK

White (actually cream) linen looks suit with vest — CHECK

Dark Green Quiana (?) shirt with huge bell sleeves to go with suit — CHECK

A dark red corduroy suit, with stove pipe legs, a double breasted vest, rounded lapels that come WAY out toward the shoulders — CHECK

Blue Suede shoes with 5 inch wooden platform soles for above suit — CHECK

A “Curly Tight Perm” (and since my hair was baby fine, it didn’t last long) — CHECK

An AMC Gremlin — CHECK

Yet inspite of all of that going for me, I still had trouble getting laid. Go figure.

RBS