re: #195 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

How did your first husband die?

-He ate poison mushrooms.

And your second husband?

-He also ate poison mushrooms

And your third husband?

-He died of a brain concussion.

How did that happen?

-He didn’t want to eat his mushrooms!

I gotta say, circumstantial evidence points to this lady as the killer. Cyanide in the deceased’s bloodstream is a smoking gun.