Ohhh Sarah…

Sweet Sarah, you are the darling of wingnuts everywhere.

You are a saint to the barely literate,
You are a theocon barbiturate

How you whip them up!
Why we can’t think of you…
without guns and flags in pick up trucks!

Your education stopped in eighth grade,
But pandering to ignorance is your trade.

You shine as wise to the witless
but only bad joke to the rest of us.

The dems all love you and everywhere you delve
You give them jokes and laughter and victory 2012!