Somebody earlier had posed the question of the millions of years required to form oil. I always believed the perfect Creationist’ answer was simply that God put the oil there when he made the Earth. And as far as all those radioactive dating techniques that prove such and such a rock formation is a billion years old, all they have to say is that God made the Earth look like it was billions of years old. Just like when you make the new copybook with all your expenses recorded in it look like it was three years old for the IRS auditor. And you have a half dozen different pens to write in it. And you drip coffee on some of the pages.