Hell, the GOP 2016 roster of presidential hopefuls is dropping like flies. McDonnell’s indicted and Christie may end up being indicted, Paul got caught plagiarizing and is out of his fucking gourd, Rubio first burned the base by authoring immigration reform and then burned minorities by railing against it after it stalled in the House, and Ryan still has the stink of Romney on him.

No wonder they’re so hopeful that BENGHAZI!!! gains some traction.