“We’ve stopped and started. Started and stopped. Then we continued, and realized this is hard. Very hard.” I blinked, and nodded.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 6, 2014

Nothing pleases the Ultimate Alpha more than lobbing in a cherry bomb and watching the monkeys freak out as the dogs yap and growl.

— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 6, 2014