Annual NYPD/FDNY hockey game turns into huge fight:
(whether it’s hockey or softball, I always cheer for the firefighters.
If a firefighter shows up at your location, it’s because you have a problem and he’s gonna solve it for you.
If a cop shows up, maybe it’s because you have a problem he’s there to solve. Maybe he’s there because he thinks you’re the problem. Or maybe he’s just there to deliver bad news. 2/3 chance his visit will fuck up your day.)