re: #191 Chicago Blonde

-The prom queen turned him down.
-He ate the blue acid before going to a class in “advanced civics” or some such.
-Insert whiny excuse here.

I’ve had LOTS of such incidents in my life, being the less than handsome (down right fugly), hairy all over techno geek all my life. I have yet to contemplate doing such as this excrement did.