re: #196 karmic_inquisitor

I actually had an incident about 15 years ago that led to involuntary scrotal inflation for a period of days. Back when people carried briefcases (as I did) I was boarding a plane with my briefcase in front of me and my bag behind. I was walking down the aisle when a rather large woman decided to kinda “roll out” of her seat as I was passing, deflecting the brief case into the seat back of the empty seat across the aisle. All my weight (and that of my bag) went into that briefcase via my privates.

The 5 hour flight was just “swell”. I drove home that night and sat on ice. For the next few days I went to work “casual” with baggy pants and an ice pack. My secretary needled out of me what had happened and I could see from the faces in the office how fast news travels and who hears it first.

So what you are saying is you got banged by a large woman on an airplaine and it caused you to swell up? /