re: #16 SanFranciscoZionist

Two thirds involve duck consent? How is consent defined in a duck?

(My mallards seem to be in a consensual and supportive relationship. How can I tell if I need to take one of them to a duck shelter?)

If they’re reproducing then it’s probably a healthy relationship. Only 2% of duck pregnancies are the result of rape. You see, their’s something of an arms race going on between Male and female duck genitalia.

I’m not making this stuff up.