re: #208 bosforus

Reminds of a great Deep Thought by Jack Handey:
Consider the daffodil. And while you’re doing that, I’ll be over here, looking through your stuff.

That’s a good one. I always looked forward to those on SNL. My favorite one is :

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.”