With all the GOPers jumping on the “Neanderthals Iz Kewl!” bandwagon, can we wait until they really lash themselves to this mast before unearthing some of their OTHER habits & practices?

Nightly news:

- Non-Anthropologist Marsha Blackburn thinks Neanderthals still alive

- Hippie Pacifist Karl Rove not far right enough for Former Guy

- Steve Scalise outraged by US citizens attempting to vote

- Offended Marco Rubio quotes First Book of Neanderthals, Verse 5

— Eric the editor 🇺🇸🍻⚽️🌊 (@Editor_of_Eric) March 5, 2021

I mean, feed this to the QAnons and suggest that those speaking in favor of neanderthals are the real baby-eaters:

The Neanderthal remains provide “unambiguous evidence” of cannibalism, the researchers said. Other Neanderthal bones have also shown signs of cannibalism, but the Belgian site is the farthest north to do so — showing regional variability of Neanderthal mortuary behavior. The other discoveries were in France, Portugal and Spain, where scientists found a group of Neanderthals, including an infant, who may have been cannibalized by another group of Neanderthals.