re: #196 Earth56

Just hold your cat to your face and ask him or her

Where are the spaceships ?

They’ll always look away so they don’t have to answer

I thought it was dogs who flew spaceships.
Their ancestors came from the Dog Star millions of years ago to rule the Earth.
/Firesign Theatre, Everything You Know is Wrong

My addition - their planet was invaded by evil robots who looked and sounded like vacuum cleaners, and dogs remember that, and attack vacuum cleaners to this day.