“A three hour riot” is a new one and an homage to a famous sitcom boat ride https://t.co/0wi6vvmGPe

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) September 29, 2021

Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
About a giant orange fool,
That started on the Internet
With a group of MAGA tools.

Trump was an angry shouting man,
He never could stay quiet.
So he sent his goons into D.C.
For a three hour riot, a three hour riot.