Brilliant Twitter bot replaces every ‘God’ in Joel Osteen’s tweets with something naughty https://t.co/fu4y6MRsYM

— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) April 28, 2016

The automated twitter account removes every reference to “God” and replaces it with the phrase “your d*ck.”

It’s better to please your dick and have a few people upset with you than to please people and have your dick upset with you.

— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) July 5, 2014

Your dick can take your darkest hour and turn it into your brightest hour. Be at peace. He can turn any situation around.

— Joel Dongsteen (@JoelDongsteen) January 7, 2015