All you snow people, I’m with Darthstar above. Not because I’m a skier — haven’t been for quite some time — but because this freakishly warm weather is giving me the creeps, and we’re going to have no drinking water in the summer if it doesn’t start snowing here at some point, and no apples if it doesn’t freeze.

On my walk home from work last night, I cut across the nearby golf course as I tend to do in winter, and I encountered golfers. In mid February. In the “Greatest Snow on Earth” state. Same thing happened Christmas eve.

I also had to spend hundreds of dollars last night getting roots removed from my drain pipes. My yard requires weeding. This is just ALL WRONG! :(

I’m sorry for the east coast’s difficulties, truly I am. Excessive snow coupled with wind and frozen roads and pipes is life-threatening. But I grew up with snow piled on either side of the sidewalks far above my head. That is normal for here. I live in the same state I grew up in. That image of Darthstar’s needs to be discussed on a national level, not just for the drama and chill on the right half the country, but also for the giant red blotch that is the heat and dryness on the left half the country.