re: #205 Slumbering Behemoth

I get to be the “go to” guy for a lot of tech type shit with some folk just because I wear glasses.

They say: “What’s wrong with this?”

I say: “Fukifino.”

They say: “I thought you knew about this stuff.”

I say: “Just because my eyeballs are fucked off doesn’t mean I know everything. Fuck!”

I have relatives who only phone me when their computers are giving them problems.