McCain refuses to be left behind in the Derpstakes:

“We have a plan and we’ll have almost all of the Republican Senators behind it. And if [President Obama] wants to bring up a piece of his proposed plan, we’ll bring up a piece of ours.

“We’d love to see, for example, a vote in the United States Senate on a moratorium on Federal regulations, which are coming out by the thousands, costing businesses billions and billions of jobs. We’d love to see a vote on that.”

This shit is making my head hurt.