For the hockey fans, a Texan’s report on tonight’s game.

Tonight in America’s Hat, the Vancouver Canucks beat the Commie, Harvard Bruins by one point, 1-0. The lone point came early in the third quarter, and the Liberals could not tie even as they pulled their Obama-loving quarterback from the net with less than a minute left.

The Canucks now lead the best of five series 3-2, with game six being played in Moscow East on Sunday. The Commies had nearly thirty field goal attempts, but Canucks center Luongo blocked them all.