re: #187 Fairly Sure I’m Still Obdicut

Yeah there’s a sadly significant percentage of idiots who just drench stuff in Tabasco sauce.

Tabasco is like as bad as a hot sauce can be without being actually literally distasteful.

I had a friend, a Texan, who used to eat hamburgers with the burger in his right hand and the Tabasco in his left.

*shake,shake,shake* Bite. Chew. *shake,shake,shake* Bite. Chew.

Eventually it was dribbling out the other side onto his hand. I can only imagine what it tasted like.

OTOH, he could not take horseradish or wasabi.