re: #16 CuriousLurker

Not to worry—I’ll run out and buy a camo burqa before I head out there.

Oh, heck, all that fabric is good for is if we run out of toilet paper out there in the sticks. If you want to blend in and get as many scalps infidels as possible, you’re going to have to look like a native. You can’t let them see you coming.

First, some jewelry. Why? Because details matter. Next, a good girl gone bad kinda shirt, to show what a hip-but-faithful Heartland™ rebel you be. You can wear this over your jeans. Don’t forget the right kind of sticker for your shotgun.