One for r/MurderedByWords:

Friendly reminder that Elizabeth Warren announced a comprehensive plan to fight the spread of coronavirus and prevent economic fallout over a week ago.

Y’all, we could have had Leslie Knope.

— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) March 12, 2020

A normal person: My primary reference points for political theory are Aristotle, Cicero, Hobbes, Locke, Grotius, Montesquieu, Hume, Rousseau, Comte, Mill, Marx

This person, for some reason: Ya’ll remember characters from NBC owned sitcoms from circa 2010? https://t.co/hoEoGHH3nz

— Gatekeeper Kantbot (@KANTBOT20K) March 12, 2020

Sweetie, my undergrad degree is in western philosophy + political theory, and I can tell you without a doubt that no one likes that narcissistic tool who breaks out an obscure Aristotle quote when people are commiserating over shitty political leaders.

Also: Leslie Knope rules. https://t.co/ZV9ZY5REfo

— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) March 12, 2020

“You shan’t make comparisons to COVID without Cicero.”

LOL, what a fucking dweeb.

— Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 (@cmclymer) March 12, 2020