re: #154 buzzsawmonkey
With your participation, Puppets for Protesters™ can help!
Puppets for Protesters™ calls on all experienced demonstrators in the US and other Western countries to collect and assemble their papier-mache puppets and floats for immediate transshipment to Iran! If you don’t have any papier-mache monstrosities lying around, filling your living room or cluttering up your garage, your cash donations will help defray the shipping costs of the puppets we do collect!
What about the Giant Duck of Peace™?