re: #221 Shiplord Kirel

(Desperate farmer shows up at the unemployment office)
“Ok, folks, have I got a deal for you: Sunshine, fresh air, lots of exercise AND nine dollars an hour!”
“Uh, doing what?”
“Picking my produce of course. Now, who’ll sign up?”
(deafening silence)

“Is there a benefits package or any sort of workers compensation in case of on the job injury?”

“You trying to put me out of business, you son of a bitch?”