“There’s something really weird about Simi Valley. For one thing it’s classified as a city but for all intents and purposes operates as a small town. This town basically exists in intellectual isolation from the rest of the universe.”

“The only meltdown of an experimental nuclear reactor.”

“Charlie Manson.”

“Still, it’s not as weird as Carmel.”

“Carmel has all kinds of bizarre history.”

“Simi Valley is totally backwards culturally and intellectually compared to Santa Monica.”

NOTE: I CAN FIND NO FAULT WITH ANY OF THIS.