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NRA Head LaPierre's Astonishingly Paranoid Article

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Obdicut (Now with 2% less brain)2/14/2013 11:04:41 am PST

re: #21 The Ghost of a Flea

Schrodinger’s brown people: existing in quantum flux at the street corner. At any moment, they could blink into existence and start looting and throwing gang signals.

Every time you walk around unarmed, you create a proto mugger particle, which, if it intersects with a dark alley particle or a race music particle, will instantly form a leering thug.