re: #222 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave of the waffle light)

He could, but it would ruin his image as a modern leader. I think he treasures that too much.

He’ll put a stop to it by personally riding in shirtless on a giant warhorse. He will dismount and challenge the opposition to a dance-off. Then everyone will be all, “OOOOOooooh, you got served! I guess it’s ON now!” And then it will indeed be “on”. There will be lots of that Ukrainian Cossack dance with the squatting and legs kicking. There will also be Putin’s very on special twerking technique.

Back in the states, the The Tea Partiers will swoon and adopt a similar strategy for deciding the 2016 primaries.