I just need to vent.

Dear neighbor…

I’m sure your new fucking gun is covered with awesome sauce, but I am sick and tired of you shooting it off each afternoon now that the weather is nice.
You couldn’t do it during the winter when my windows were closed could you?
Oh nooooooo….
Seeing as how we live in bumfuck Arkansas there is probably no law against you shooting off your gun whenever you want.
(and normally I’m pretty live and let live, but you have gotten on my last nerve and I am worried you will end up killing one of the kittahs that roam our woods.)
Just wanted to let you know that you are on my list.
Oh and put your damn shirt back on, your back hair is not all that.
OK
I feel better now.