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Indian couple sue son and his wife, demanding grandchildren
NEW DELHI — A retired Indian couple is suing their son and daughter-in-law, demanding that they produce a grandchild within a year or pay them 50 million rupees ($675,000)…

“We want a grandson or a granddaughter within a year or compensation because I have spent my life’s earnings on my son’s education,” Prasad told reporters on Thursday…

“We got him married in the hope we would have the pleasure of becoming grandparents. It has been six years since their marriage,” Prasad said. “It feels as if despite having everything we have nothing.”https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/indian-couple-sue-son-wife-demanding-grandchildren-rcna28863