re: #236 dangerman

i knew a guy who was playing “tea” with his granddaughter, plastic tea set and all
she made mud pies and offered him one, on a plate
he said he didnt what to do or how she’d react so he took a bite, albeit not a big one
she said “grampa, theyre dirt and rolled her eyes something fierce

a very big bruiser biker felled by a six year old girl

Kentuckians have an expression that’s said when food gets a little contaminated: “You’ve got to eat a bushel of dirt before you die”. I never figured out if they meant it takes a bushel of dirt to kill you, or that eating a lot of dirt is inevitable over time.