Pollsters now have to develop questioning techniques in order to ascertain whether the respondent is a Qnut Trumpy mark or not. Asking directly “do you believe in Qnut conspiracies?” Is likely to gather very false data. Asking “do you believe lizard people people morphing into Democrats are Kidnapping your children for pedophiles around the world?” Is more likely to get an honest response.

This is America in 2020.