re: #241 Obdicut

Here it is:

mit.edu

Mustafa Tlass, who had previously developed crushes for Madonna, Ciccolina, Marilyn Monroe, and other high profile entertainers, has finally divulged the identity of the current subject of his inevitably unrequited love. Tlass’s love interests have at times factored into Syria’s defense policies. When Syrian forces dove into the chaos of Beirut in 1983, the were ordered not to attack any Italian peacekeeping soldiers. According to the London Daily Telegraph, General Tlass told his men they could “do whatever you want with the U.S., British, and other forces, but…I do not want a single tear falling from the eyes of Gina Lollabrigida.”