Fuckface Von Clownstick has some tweets about the unfolding catastrophe in Texas. I responded in kind.

Wonderful coordination between Federal, State and Local Governments in the Great State of Texas - TEAMWORK! Record setting rainfall.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 26, 2017

You say ‘record setting rainfall’ like it’s some sort of accomplishment, you pathetic tub of lard. Fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver. https://t.co/LsV2PKHnWa

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) August 27, 2017

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— David A. Clarke, Jr. (@SheriffClarke) March 29, 2017

A great book by a great guy, highly recommended! https://t.co/3jbDDN8YmJ

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

Yeah, praise a dirty cop for his inhumane treatment of prisoners. And not a damn word spoken about the catastrophe in Texas. Fuck you. https://t.co/F4AnFkLpIb

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) August 27, 2017

Great coordination between agencies at all levels of government. Continuing rains and flash floods are being dealt with. Thousands rescued.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

You don’t give a shit about those ‘thousands rescued’ you fuckin’ lard ass! Aren’t you due for a tee time, you slimy wretched fuckhole? https://t.co/l6pXP54v6e

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) August 27, 2017

Many people are now saying that this is the worst storm/hurricane they have ever seen. Good news is that we have great talent on the ground.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2017

Fuck yourself, you criminal treasonous bastard! #Harvey will hopefully be the end of your awful reign, you gelatinous lard blob. https://t.co/0lrXhBL3un

— Charlie Vogel (@teleskiguy) August 27, 2017