re: #222 goddamnedfrank

Uh…. yeah… so i didn’t know dude was single.

So Matt Gaetz—a 31 year old single guy—adopts a 12 year old from Cuba and then keeps him a secret until he decides to deploy the kid like some sort of Afro-Cuban Pokémon????

WHAT

Jesus, I just popped in here to see what was up in the news.

What fucking fresh hell have I stumbled into now?