Us: we need to ban assault weapons and enact actual gun control to stop school shootings
Conservatives: how about bulletproof backpacks
Us: that’s stupid. ban assault weapons
Cs: and teachers will be packing heat
Us: gun. control. dammit.
Cs: ALL RIGHT FUCKIN KAMIKAZE DOGS THEN https://t.co/dvEJ5pQklK

— Kevin Gannon (@TheTattooedProf) August 15, 2019