re: #193 nines09

“LIVE! Tonight on CNN…….The GOP Debates continue…….7 candidates……3 straight razors…….and a LIVE audience cheering them on!”

The lights come up on a sandy circular arena. Around the edges, stand the candidates. In the middle, are three feet each of tire chain, wooden fence post, and electrical cord. Hanging by a cord just out of reach overhead, is a loaded .38 Special.

WHOOOO WANTS TO BEEEE VEEEEE PEEEEEEE????? *crowd cheers* BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

Now that is a Republican “debate” I might watch