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Massive fight at Florida Chuck E. Cheese’s caught on video

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Krystel Jimenez, a 16-year-old who filmed the 10-minute melee at the Kendall Village Center franchise, told the Miami Herald that the fight started “because one person was looking at them and instigating a problem then they went up to them and their families got involved.”

Her 28-second video clip shows a violent throng of screaming parents throwing punches and pulling hair as small children scramble for safety.

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The Miami brawl was preceded by a massive fight at a Chuck E. Cheese’s just outside Pittsburgh in March that began with an argument between the parents of a 1-year-old and grew to include as many as 50 people, according to CBS affiliate KDKA.

A month earlier in Manchester, Conn., another fight broke out that spoiled five children’s birthday parties and resulted in a 1-year-old being knocked down, a 4-year-old being bruised and a senior citizen experiencing a panic attack, police told the New York Daily News.

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