Dammit, Ludwig ain’t here, and I wrote this just for him.

Attention Ludwig!

After thinking about it some, I’ve decided I don’t trust you or Mandelbrot. I mean, the only one I know who says he’s for real is you. For all I know he could be a komputer kid with a fancy Photoshop setup. I bet he doesn’t even know algebra.

So before you greet him for me, could you please have him forward me his rsum? I promise to keep it confidential because of the stalkers.

Also, please, notified copies of his diplomas, if any, pay stubs from his university, if any, and a bibliography of professional, peer-reviewed publications, if any.

You just can’t be too careful these days.

Et difficile est saturam non scribere, as a fake Roman I know is wont to say.

;^)