It would seem that the Feline Overlords have moved to their biological weapons phase of world domination, la The Stand.
Cats have passed TB to humans for the first time in an outbreak feared to have been caused by badgers.
Two people from the same household are being treated for bovine tuberculosis after they caught the disease from their kitten.
Two other cat owners have been infected with a dormant form of TB.
Nine cats were infected in the Home Counties in a matter of weeks.